yesterday i managed to shred (and maybe even swallow a little bit) at least five plastic bags while home in my crate. Moms hung the bag collection on the back door so they're easy to grab for poop patrol. i thought it was awesome that the bags were close to my crate and played a fun game to see how many i could get INSIDE my crate. good times. cleo thinks i'm ridiculous. she thinks she knows everything.
Then, we went into the big noisy city with moms. They left us in the car for just a bit in a cool shady parking garage while they had an important appointment. I was bouncing around the car when i found a jar of peanutbutter. Mandy had put it there the day i stayed in my crate in the car (i call it the barkiest day). I realized that i do not have thumbs... shoot... so i used my teeth to get the jar opened. i realized that the plastic tasted good so i chewed on it while eating up the peanut butter. When Mandy got back to the car, of course she noticed right away... gosh she notices everything!
Needless to say i was parched. peanutbutter makes me thirsty. I closed my eyes real tight and wished for a water bowl to polish off, but nothing happened... ahhh man.
We finished our adventure off at the park in Boston. it was nice but kinda scary. we walked around in a big circle and saw other dogs, squirrels, birds, ducks, even a man feeding squirrels who mom called the squirrel whisperer.... it was nerve-racking. i was a little jumpy. Geez... cleo's always so perfect, of course she wasn't scared at all. sometimes i wish i were more like her, but don't tell her i said so.
Then we when we got home, i got a little dinner, moms totally jipped me on the grub. they said i had enough peanut butter to fill my belly. I'm not sure my belly ever gets filled, but i ate the tiny dinner and then whined... A LOT. Finally mom let me out of my crate and i kinda overreacted and got a little too excited. my made me lay down and it felt a little better, but i was still jumpin', my motor roaring. So mom put my leash and prong collar on and MADE me behave. so i was like "good night."
Then, when it was still dark, my belly starting really hurting and mom woke up when i was gagging. she sighed, i think she might have known it was going to happen. How did she know? i didn't even know.